just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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