My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
