no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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