I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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