Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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