she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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