I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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