I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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