so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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