i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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