Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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