seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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