please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Green mimosas i think yes
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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