you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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