he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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