this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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