Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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