roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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