That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Randomize
