doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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