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(734): View more from Michigan

you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..

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(630): View more from Illinois

something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.

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(+47): View more from Norway

i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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(229): View more from Georgia

I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.

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(416): View more from Toronto

The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.

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