this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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