seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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