I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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