I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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