As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Well I just put wine in my tea
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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