I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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