What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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