32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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