Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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