how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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