I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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