Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
