Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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