if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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