I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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