we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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