D3 body, D1 cock
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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