ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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