I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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