The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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