i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Randomize
