if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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