You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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