1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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