wakey wakey hands off snakey
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
