So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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