I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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