We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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