Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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